Spotty "Look, we're part of the gingerbread house-with our pal India 'Willie', the cat. Have you taken India's 'Home for the Holidays quiz.' I passed with flying colors. Barney, you've been practicing your ABC's. Can you read the sign?"

Barney "'Be-ware-of-Bar-ney.' Hey, that's me. Why does anyone need to beware of little old me?"

Spotty "Maybe the White House chef found out about your snow-eating incident during the Barbara Walters interview. It was on television, you know."

Barney "Television, that's it, Spotty! I know where the 'Big Room Tree' is located. Let's go!"

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